And her hair doesn't oscillate. So the pirates gang upon Nadia and engage in boisterous masculine posteuring, the kind that sex negatives claim is destroying society. In short, I know this thing is sold by someone, but paying any amount of money to see it is. The music's tolerable, the voice acting is bad but amicable, and the animation is oh wow. It's what you'd call a motif. It's hilarious, of course, and one of the extras is a man dressed exactly like Melfina from Outlaw Star, but you can do better for cheaper or free.
Rei Ayanami, who has Kurtzed in an epic fashion, becoming the priestess to the degenerate Amazon tribe of Naked Woman Island. So while this is going on, John finally stops fishing, looks for Nadia, and is instead ambushed by :o , :o, and their close pal :o, who proceed to chase him, Scooby Doo style, at two maybe three tops running animations and several different Photos Hopped skin and hair colors, because the animator s? It's nowhere near as well animated as short. Also, this includes frank discussion of the prons, so if you're under 18, or picky about the prons, or, and I hope to God this is not so, related to me, you may want to look away. Rating: Hotter than Angel Blade, not as hot as a figurine of Morrigan Aensland sp? It's actually a lot like the modern Shirow Masamune, although a single Shirow Masamune picture depicting a greasy woman posing alone or with a woman who looks exactly like her except for maybe glasses or a different haircut in front of semi-exotic backdrops likely takes more time than 20 minutes of animation of Mania's quality. She never quite finds out the secret of Green Tentacle, I'll spoil that right now. . Anyhow, the pornography ends there, with Nadia being tossed into the jaws of another set of sex-havers.
She attempts Asleep Style with John, who freaks out despite having attempted Asleep Style on her during a flashback , and leaves her alone, to be approached by. Discovering lesbian tentacle sex is like Dirac's metaphorical tripping over a bunch of positrons on his way to work--it would redefine what we know of the universe. I wonder if they appease a gigantic vagina statue in a ceremony led by an insane Shinji Ikari, making out and such while Nadia performs the very first lesbian sex act held with tentacles. The very idea disturbs me deeply--lesbian tentacle sex, I mean. For a pirate-held gang's bang, what the Dutch call a Cabin Boy's Birthday, maybe. I don't know the term for the male equivalent of amazons.
Realizing that being molested by tentacles is more traditionally Japanese than being molested by pirates, Nadia and John engineer an escape involving a called shot to the eye and the reappearance of the Cudgel. Wait, that's not ironic at all. That's my neologism, I call it. Rather than perform the obvious action and seduce Nadia, she instead beats her on the back of a head with a giant cudgel. This cudgel shows up later, too. Speaking of chase, it ends after much protests and calls for help.
Anyhow, Nadia discovers part of the Secret of Green Tentacle, which was foreshadowed by its dramatic opening credits of green tentacles underwater, its title, its genre, and because it's a porneaux. Ironically, worshiping the schlong deity calls for girls making out. On the island are mystery 'shrooms shaped like the obvious; Nadia does partake, and is thusly made horny. . .
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