But you no get no pussy for you? Overview - Valedictorian hopeful Devin Overstreet Wiz Khalifa struggles to pen his graduation speech when it becomes clear that all his academic overachievements left him with little to no life experiences. Here is a little secret- A little birdie tells us that this cane has compartments filled with marijuana. That's some motherfuckin' planet, look at- Did you see that? A Have you ever eaten weed edibles? I gotta get out of here, man. As is the tradition here at N. Nigga, you ain't fuckin' shit. Go on and do your Ivy League thing, D-Street. My number one love in life, after the trimming of beautiful bonsai trees, is the art of mathematics.
I know you got that fire. When you're makin' some money, what you go out and spend it on? Well, Miss Huck, I've been looking forward to meeting you. I got more than that. A cool kid helps a nerdy kid become cool. Dialogue is mixed far too low to do anyone any good. Wiz on the other hand is an exceptionally intelligent guy who lands up in Snoop's wing.
It's the times that try men's soul. Your mama shoulda aborted that motherfucker. Uh, actually, this is my place of business. How you gonna watch a motherfuckin' weed movie without no motherfuckin' weed? I smoke that, fire that, good that good that I always gotta keep one rolled. Especially because Snoop Dogg, thinking he's the coolest person to ever walk the earth, must whisper every line he speaks causing most of what he says to be unintelligible. Only one can stand and come. Just watch this movie and your brain will be fried after its 75 minutes of pure moronic idiocy.
First of all, I want to thank y'all for rescuing my ass. So what we get drunk? If this doesn't sound fun or appealing at all to you, then simply stay away from this movie and never even come close to it. D-Street, man, I don't know why we spendin' all this time tryin' to find a- a renewal energy source when the greatest renewable energy source has already been created. Snoop is a cool guy who is having a ball of a time in school, and though he not a dumb, he has spent about a decade in school trying to graduate. If you don't know, you won't know, you in the presence of the two-time defending champion, Knees Down. We just need a pull and we can tell you what year it was made, and who made it. Nothing was fake, all real.
When put into the right hands, this plot could possibly become effective, but usually this is not the case. How can I make it up to you? Hey, Mac, let me get some weed, bro. I'm trying to get my boy hooked up with some of that good, good. It's a long, fat, hot, steamy, juicy, succulent. Like the way he was in pocket in there.
I am warning you, Devin Overstreet, your very future hangs in the balance! But by far the worst thing is the plot. Ask not what high school- Wow, shit. He doesn't just lurk around the high school, but he actively participates and goes to classes. So does that make your dumber, slower? Hey, don't worry about it, baby, I got a medical condition. First off Wiz's acting wasn't up to par because let's face it he's a rapper not an actor, contrary to popular belief not all entertainers can make that transition into a different medium. Just hook me up the knowledge, College. Since this movie is set in high school, here's a quick math lesson.
So, sit back and enjoy the celebration. Just push the button-- Don't, it's already down. As well as, you know, he's the dopest there ever is and ever will be. For the same reason you don't watch a Three-D movie without Three-D glasses. Man, I ruined my life. We will only be a second, bitches. Weed gives you the courage to say your lines the way you want.
Flippin' switches, flippin switches, flippin' switches. Luznar met with a rather tragic chemical accident. It'll be so fabulous, I won't be able to stand it. So what, I keep a rolled up sack in my pants Not carin' what I show, keep it real with my niggas Keep a player for these hos And look clean, I done washed it the other day, watch how you lean on it Give me some five-oh-one jeans, I'm gonna roll joints bigger than King Kong's, bangers and smokin' hos down to their stingers You a class clown And if I skip for that day with your bitch smokin' Grade A So what we get drunk So what we smoke weed We're just havin' fun We don't care who sees So what we go out That's how it's supposed to be Livin' young and wild and free Now it's time for my valedictorian speech. I ain't tryin' to end up like you.